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'i don't care,' says the man, 'just as long as you're out of the house by noon,' 'well, i was playing golf with my wife. i'd been having a great game but unfortunately she wasn't. on the 15th tee i hit a beautiful shot, 270 metres straight down the fairway. my wife steps up and hits a tremendous slice that leaves the course and lands in the pasture out of bounds. we both went looking for the ball and just as we were about to give up i spotted a glint of white coming from a cows behind, just under its tail. i lifted the tail to make sure, and then called to my wife saying, 'here, honey, this looks like yours.' that's the last thing i remember.' a piece of bacon and a sausage are in a frying pan being cooked. the sausage says, 'it's hot in here isn't it!' and the bacon replys, 'wow! a talking sausage!' what makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. a priest and a nun were returning from the church convention when their car broke down. they had it towed to the local garage and faced the fact that they'd have to spend the night in a motel. there was only 1 motel in town and it only had 1 room available. so they had a problem. 'sister ,' said the priest, 'i dont think the lord would mind, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this 1 room. i'll sleep on the couch and you take the bed,' 'i think that would be ok,' said the nun. they prepared 4 bed and each 1 took took their agreed place. 10 minutes later the sister said, 'father, i'm terribly cold,' 'ok,' said the priest, 'i'll get up n get you a blanket from the closet,' 10 minutes later the nun said, 'father i'm still terribly cold,' 'ok sister,' said the priest, ' i'll get up n get you another blanket,' 10 minutes later , the nun said,'father, i'm still terribly cold. i don't think the lord would mind if we acted as man and wife for just this one night,' ' you're probably right,' said the priest , 'get up and get your own damn blanket,' sophie ellis baxter has been found dead in a french footballers appartment... investigating officers say she was head butted to death. local papers say... it was murder on zidane's floor male/female definitions 1. thingy (thing-ee) n. female...... any part under a car's hood. male..... the strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female.... fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. male.... playing football without a cup. 3. communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. female... the open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. male... leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. commitment (ko-mit-ment) n. female.... a desire to get married and raise a family. male...... trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. female.... a good movie, concert, play or book. male...... anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. flatulence (flach-u-lens) n. female.... an embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. male...... a source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 making love (may-king luv) n. female.... the greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. male.... call it whatever you wa

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Domain name:
afunnyjoke.co.uk

Registrant:
Philip Goodenough

Registrant type:
UK Individual

Registrant's address:
The registrant is a non-trading individual who has opted to have their
address omitted from the WHOIS service.

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Registrar:
1 & 1 Internet SE [Tag = 1AND1]
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Relevant dates:
Registered on: 03-Dec-2005
Expiry date: 03-Dec-2017
Last updated: 16-May-2016

Registration status:
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